• Horse {they/them}@lemmygrad.ml
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    24 days ago

    imagining a very confused phone call

    “General Kobylash, how goes our probing of Belgian defenses?”
    “Mr President, they uhhhh… seem to be just letting the drones just… hover there”
    “Over the nuclear facility?”
    “Yes”
    “How many drones made it to their target?”
    “All of them”
    “And they haven’t made any attempt to shoot them down?”
    “No, they are just sort of… staring at them, it’s a little odd”
    “Are we absolutely certain the Belgians actually have an air force?”

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      24 days ago

      One of the funniest exchanges I read about this ordeal was between defence and the police. Apparently defence filed a report at the police because drones were flying over their base but since the police is also the victim of budget cuts, the handling of the report might take weeks. This is a national security breach of basically the highest order lol.

      I can only imagine the feedback at the Russian side being like how you described above