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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Trump, 79, Claims Nobody Knows What a Magnet Is

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Trump, 79, Claims Nobody Knows What a Magnet Is

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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Trump deflected hard questions about the economy with tales of magnets.
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    Next thing you know, we have the first Juggalo president.

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      i think having a juggalo president would be a step up from what we have now.

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        “Divert all subsidies from corn to Faygo.”

        “Yes sir, whoop whoop.”

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        I would trust an impoverished juggalo with the concept of family over the current situation.

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          I’d trust a rabid weasel who communicates with a speak & spell more than the current situation.

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            So you support Vance?

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      You fucking wish

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      Ah, a homestuck fan perhaps?

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