slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1430arrow-down10
arrow-up1430arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-squareJaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up101·19 hours agoHe forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·16 hours agoThe only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun. Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 hours agoCats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
minus-squarestephen01king@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoYou’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 hours agoIt is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoAnd then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
minus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·19 hours agoWhere were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·17 hours agoBut then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one
He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
You’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one