slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1457arrow-down10
arrow-up1457arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squareQwel@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 hour agoLooking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 minutes agoHey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
minus-squarePoik@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoCan confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.
Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
Hey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
Can confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.