“Buddha, my back is completely fucked but I am very hungry. If you’re so wise tell me how many dumplings I should make for my meal!”
and the Buddha replied: “If you listen to your stomach you’ll never start eating and if you listen to your back you will never be full.”
And the dumb bitch made way too many dumplings and spent the evening crying on a hot water bottle.
– A dramatised retelling if real events.


That sounds so good.
<3 I think it is :D It’s a pain the neck (literally) though.
I need to work out a way of improving the speed/reducing time hunched over so I can do more with less pain. My kitchen benches are 70 cm high and I am 182 tall, would do better with 95 cm benches but nobody makes the world suitable for tall women.