HIMARS -> HERARS

What if instead of SCUD missiles they were CHUD missiles that targeted oversized pickup trucks?

Wasn’t Sam a unisex name to begin with?

What if instead of Samantha missles they were more of a Carrie or a Charolette?

good idea we’ll call the gender reveal bombs produced by the Transhattan Project SAM/ANTHA missiles (it’s all one missile type, we’re gonna pack so much gender in those babies)

I’d prefer SAHMs, tyvm

Nobody’s talking about the crater-feel of the feminine missile.

ooh ah up the RA, SAMANTHA missiles lighting up the skyyyyy

What’s the ANTHA stand for? Anyways, you go girl!