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schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Man in Taiwan somehow gets 8cm by 6cm ceramic cup in bottom, claims it got there 'by accident'

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Man in Taiwan somehow gets 8cm by 6cm ceramic cup in bottom, claims it got there 'by accident'

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schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    That cup has seen some shit

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      If you can fit a cup, you are not a newb and only newbs forget to properly flush before doing butt stuff.

      • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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        It was in there for three days. Unless he fully emptied himself and didn’t eat anything, there’s gonna be shit on that cup.

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        Still, you should probably wipe it down before putting it back in grandma’s tea set.

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          Bold of you to assume grandma hasn’t been doing the same for decades.

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            … The Aristocrats!

          • PoastRotato@lemmy.world
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            🎵 Streaks on the china…! 🎶

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        Isn’t flushing bad for the microbiome?

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          Not as bad a tea cups or impacted feces stuck in the colon. You don’t have to do a full colonic unless you are going very deep. You just need to clear the lower colon, so a couple of passes with an enema bulb should do the trick.

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