EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 8 months agoWhat's the official Hexbear party line on the existence of Santa Claus?message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down10
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the official Hexbear party line on the existence of Santa Claus?EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 8 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareWilliam_Nilliam [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·8 months agonorad follows him wherever he goes so he must be doing something right
minus-squareDelgadoSlims [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 months agoThis is correct. If Santa Claus is real, capitalist governments would be incentivized to stop him to protect the retail market. Like how they sprayed kerosene on the oranges in Grapes of Wrath
minus-squareCat_Daddy [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 months agoBest argument I’ve ever heard against the existence of both santa claus and god
minus-squareWilliam_Nilliam [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoNightmare before Christmas is the most accurate depiction of how the west would treat Santa Claus
norad follows him wherever he goes so he must be doing something right
This is correct. If Santa Claus is real, capitalist governments would be incentivized to stop him to protect the retail market. Like how they sprayed kerosene on the oranges in Grapes of Wrath
Best argument I’ve ever heard against the existence of both santa claus and god
Nightmare before Christmas is the most accurate depiction of how the west would treat Santa Claus