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minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up108arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoWho’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?
minus-squareMantisToboggon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70·2 days agoTrick question I did that shit last year.
minus-squareSantasMagicalComfort@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 days agoI’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.
minus-squareNuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 days agoThat ship sailed closer to decades ago than not. Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 hours ago“Secondary trauma” is fucking real. 🥹
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoFor the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!! And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.
Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?
Trick question I did that shit last year.
I’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.
That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.
Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.
“Secondary trauma” is fucking real. 🥹
For the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!!
And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.