There may be others like it but this is mine. Please rehash your thoughts on pluribeanis below

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    2 months ago

    I think the pluribeanis’s aversion to eating beans from the plant, but not from the tin, shows that they are being controlled by an intergalactic mind virus that wants to turn ‘me’anis into bean’us’ and make us into a kind of human hummus

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 months ago

      Beanousus is also an interesting character. He’s either a libertarian crank, or a liberator cronk, or maybe a libeanitor crunk. Tbh i can’t really sya for sure i fell asleep at the 3m 55s mark and spilled refried beans on my laptop keyboafd