• Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    The next 2 days when he takes a cognitive test he should also gets ihis eyes checked. His vision is worse than the refs at a chiefs game

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      2 days ago

      Don’t worry, he is going to ACE the eye test. It’s going to be the BEST eye test RESULT the optician has ever seen in his life and they’ll be left in tears because of the glorious results.

      And don’t forget those tests can be HARD! You’ve got A’s and B’s and lots of little lines and blobs that are hippo’s and giraffe and lions. And you have to know all these animals and recognise them to be a good president.

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      “Who seems to have shot her in self defense”

      Not “who has…” “Who seems…”

      Please give this man an eye exam if he can’t see a bullet wound passed through the fucking skull. Let alone that it clearly wasn’t in self-defense