King midas didn't think to put on a pair of gloves?

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

Everything he touches turns to gold but it’s not a chain reaction so presumably he could just wear some fine ass gold gauntlets

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What if he just put like two giant condoms over his hands

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