Of course, we all know the gender binary is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell twice as many bathrooms, but I think this whole “I don’t wanna pee where a trans person might also be peeing” thing is also a scam… to sell places a ladies’ bathroom, a mens’ bathroom, and a third single stall universal bathroom! See, if you invent another gendered group that people don’t want in the mens’ or the ladies’, then you can sell THREE kinds of bathrooms!

After all, capitalism demands infinite growth, and the bathroom industry has only been able to sell two kinds of bathrooms since it invented the binary gender scam, so they needed to eventually invent new ways to sell more bathrooms!