this is designed to only work with dogshit bagged sliced “bread”

i’m hungry for a sandwich.

I don’t have one but if i did I’d use it daily. Plain sa.dwiches are for SHCMUCKS

my partner made sandwiches at least twice after getting one of those from a rummage sale

If I had one I’d use the plates on the left but I already have a cheap panini press I use nearly daily.

I don’t have one, for I lack the cupboard space. I always use my friend’s when I am staying over at their place(after wiping the dust off of it). Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

excuse me, i fry my sandwiches using a frying pan. which makes me a chef

I dont have one

that time you put way too much in the middle of the sandwich and/or tried tomato in there

All I have is a waffle iron that I hardly ever use

You’re missing out if you don’t use the waffle maker on these things

Lies, it’s my favorite appliance after my mixer and yogurtmaker

Ultimate snack maker