Sounds like someones got the case of the Mondays!

@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net I demand payment of 3 shillings into my bank account as bribe otherwise i’ll tell everyone your secrets

I cast Hank Hill butt on thee

I am very normal and not autistic at all. Enabling devious subtext mode I will now infer meaning at you while saying the opposite thing and we will both enjoy this exchange greatly while maintaining eye contact and shaking hands and making football analogies

I hail from the planet Ingerland and here we eat jellied eels and call our meatballs a slur. Would you care for a bit of spotted dick guvna?

Sounds like this alien is brokie amirite, wot colour is your ufogatti

Do you want a nose job? I do them for a price

Gonna bring Australia back into the commonwealth. BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES GOD SHAVE THE QUEEN

https://youtu.be/8VbCorxXlHM

Logging into the Orange phone store to spend 99p on the most obnoxious ringtone money can buy on my Sagem my-x2

Got ur ass

You will eat your mcdonalds and be happy

Remember kids, eat mcdonalds and goon all day

It was so long ago i can’t remember if i hallucinated it or not

I’m relitigating the cast iron pan struggle session on the side of stainless steel pans

The iron in my blood has gone rusty

Leon Dortsky

I also am infact not covered in dort and also have a secret stash of noses for the nose shrine to pray to the nose god Snort_Owl who is actually the original Owl account and all other Owls are stolen valour

B.J. Blazkoworm