

@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net I demand payment of 3 shillings into my bank account as bribe otherwise i’ll tell everyone your secrets


I cast Hank Hill butt on thee


I am very normal and not autistic at all. Enabling devious subtext mode I will now infer meaning at you while saying the opposite thing and we will both enjoy this exchange greatly while maintaining eye contact and shaking hands and making football analogies
I hail from the planet Ingerland and here we eat jellied eels and call our meatballs a slur. Would you care for a bit of spotted dick guvna?
Sounds like this alien is brokie amirite, wot colour is your ufogatti 
Do you want a nose job? I do them for a price


Gonna bring Australia back into the commonwealth. BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES GOD SHAVE THE QUEEN


Logging into the Orange phone store to spend 99p on the most obnoxious ringtone money can buy on my Sagem my-x2




Got ur ass


You will eat your mcdonalds and be happy



Remember kids, eat mcdonalds and goon all day


It was so long ago i can’t remember if i hallucinated it or not





I’m relitigating the cast iron pan struggle session on the side of stainless steel pans


The iron in my blood has gone rusty


Leon Dortsky


I also am infact not covered in dort and also have a secret stash of noses for the nose shrine to pray to the nose god Snort_Owl who is actually the original Owl account and all other Owls are stolen valour


B.J. Blazkoworm
Sounds like someones got the case of the Mondays!