Look, you can grow fruits and vegetables in your yard and no one will refer to you as a farmer, but you rub sage one time, and now everyone calls you a “sage rubber”.
Mom said it’s my turn to rub the sage
I thought she said that if you don’t stop rubbing the sage, you’ll go blind
that’s sage advice
Oh no
The variety I use specifies that it’s “Albanian Rubbed Sage” and so every time I use it I have to exclaim - “you’re telling me an Albanian rubbed this sage?!” - usually just to myself though, so it always gets a laugh.
Maybe one day if you get enough laughs, you’ll even transform into your opposite: a good clown
But doctor. I’m always the one laughing loudest XD
My red pepper flakes are crushed but I’ve been trying to cheer them up.
The existence of ground [spice] implies the existence of arboreal [spice] so keep watching the trees!
IDK, these need work. The existence of whole nutmeg implies the existence of busted nutmeg. Old Bay… New Bay. … Seafood boil… I see food I boil it. … eh, back to the drawing board.
Alt textThe existence of rubbed sage implies there is a
professionmachine called “sage rubber”
