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Kegelian Dialectics


Kegelian Dialectics


And without Bowel practice, Bowel theory is dead


Wiping your own ass is proletarian, having someone else do it is bourgeois


Stars aligned to make this joke possible, what a moment to be alive


Thesis: Beans Are Dialectical
Antithesis: Beans And Dialectics
Synthesis: Beans And Beans
Strong men make soft water, soft water makes weak men, weak men make hard water