It is genuinely almost a little funny just how absolutely silly the next crop of Norwegian royalty is.

The Crown Prince/Princess are in deep with Epstein (Also the crown prince shares an ex with Trump) and their oldest son (Not officially a member of the royal family) is a sex pest, the Crown Prince’s older sister (Princess Martha) run a “clairvoyance” institute and married a man who calls himself a reptilian shaman and offers to exorcise women’s vaginas of casual sex spirits (No word on whether he offers this service for trans men or nonbinary people)