• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Oof. Ima be a real one fam and ruin your weekend… In your mind, I want you to imagine the following…

    Its 2027/28. On the TV, Its some version of a republican debate, but its Candice, Tucker and MTG on stage. They’re debating if sanctions are sufficient, or if the state of Israel should be dissolved.

    The magnetic fields generated by the high amplitude currents of schadenfreude are so great, the channel flips of its own accord. Its a debate between Newsom, Buttigieg, and Harris. Each of them is trying to out-do the other with regards of how much of the US GDP they’re going to commit to supporting the state of Israel.