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minus-squareMuskyMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoI, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAs CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently? Keep your answer under 5 minutes
minus-squareozoned@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.
minus-squareMuskyMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago Get rid of the Cyberduck Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff. E-muscle car.
minus-squareozoned@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoToo expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!
minus-squareLandless2029@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoAdd LIDAR to all new cars and figure out an upgrade for older ones.
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI’d vote for you if I could! Tesla could be alright without Musk, but it’s a long, uphill drive from where they’re at now.
I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
As CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently?
Keep your answer under 5 minutes
I’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.
You’re hired
Get rid of the Cyberduck
Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff.
E-muscle car.
Too expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!
Add LIDAR to all new cars and figure out an upgrade for older ones.
I’d vote for you if I could! Tesla could be alright without Musk, but it’s a long, uphill drive from where they’re at now.