She works from home and I work retail so my days off are often weekdays, and she keeps complaining that she can hear me pissing like a fire hose from her home office. But like what am I supposed to do? The closest bathroom on this floor is near her office, and I have a powerful stream. I measured it once, its like 20 PSI. I can punch a hole through 1/2in dry wall from at least 3ft away. If she has a problem maybe she should get a pair of Decibel Defense B01BEENYCQ Ear Protection which provide Maximum Hearing Protection with Unmatched Comfort. They have NRR 37 dB noise reduction, making them the perfect choice for shooting ear protection, power tools, and loud environments like when I’m unloading a days worth of backed up soda pop out of my bladder while she’s on a got damn zoom call.
I can’t wait to move out of this shithole.
Unironically, people who don’t close the toilet door when they pee are inconsiderate. I don’t want to hear you peeing. Not at 2am not at 2pm. Close the door when you’re peeing, then when you’re done close the lid and then flush. Depending on house rules flushing may be optional because houses with old pipes and old shitters can be noisy.
My brother and dad don’t do the above, so I’m woken up when they go to the loo and THE SOUND OF PISSING MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PEE TOO THEN I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO AND I CAN’T GET BACK TO SLEEP
Mom, is that you?
CONSARNIT