That’s
- 2 positive cards from the Greens, plus 2 positive pamphlets
- 1 letter from the Greens, masquerading as a letter from a local concerned citizen with a mix of positive and negative
- 2 positive cards from the LNP
- 4 negative cards from the LNP, 3 targeting Labor, 1 targeting Labor and the Greens, plus 1 negative pamphlet targeting the Greens
- 1 positive card from Labor, plus 1 positive pamphlet
- 2 identical negative cards from LNP-aligned campaign group Advance Australia, targeting the Greens
When you’re next looking for a house, don’t worry about if the nearby schools are good, the property values, the parks, the shops, parking and transit, neighbours, none of that. The real secret is to make sure it’s the safest seat in the country, whether you agree with that Member or not!
(it also helps that I try and avoid giving out my phone number to companies unless really necessary, so that could be why I haven’t been getting those text messages)