JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomaybe if I brush this tooth hard enough I can turn back timemessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down11
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squaremaybe if I brush this tooth hard enough I can turn back timeJustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareunaware [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 months agoif every cigarette you smoke takes 17 minutes off your life, and every slice of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life, if you smoke and eat bacon fast enough you can go back in time
minus-squareJustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoLooking into this.
minus-squareunaware [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agohttps://youtu.be/T96V1uoSgwc
minus-squareMerryJaneDoe [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s too weird, in a wonderful way, that you knew the reference well enough to link the video. Golf clap, everyone, please. They deserve it.
minus-squareHexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netBlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: yewtu.be inv.nadeko.net yt.artemislena.eu piped.video
minus-squareMerryJaneDoe [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI’ve done this! I love bacon, and I’m a smoker. Incidentally, going back in time feels very similar to a stroke, but don’t worry, you’ll get there. Just keep inhaling and swallowing!
if every cigarette you smoke takes 17 minutes off your life, and every slice of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life, if you smoke and eat bacon fast enough you can go back in time
Looking into this.
https://youtu.be/T96V1uoSgwc
It’s too weird, in a wonderful way, that you knew the reference well enough to link the video. Golf clap, everyone, please. They deserve it.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I’ve done this! I love bacon, and I’m a smoker.
Incidentally, going back in time feels very similar to a stroke, but don’t worry, you’ll get there. Just keep inhaling and swallowing!