That’s why the smarter time travelers try to split the timeline by interrupting Alois and Klara to prevent conception, but it turns out they both have an exhibitionist kink, so this only results in even more timelines where Hitler is born.
That’s why the smarter time travelers try to split the timeline by interrupting Alois and Klara to prevent conception,
Any time traveler left of Bernie Sanders would eventually attempt to lead a protracted people’s war aganist the feeble german republic. A smarter comrade would simply hand the spartacists a crate full of ak47s and drones and sit back and enjoy as the planet turns red
That this did not happen leads us to to a few possablilities
1: Time travel does not exist.
2: Time travel exists but only the stinky imperalists get it.
3:Time travel exists but the Soviet falling is a canon event that must happen for the next stage of communism to progress.
4:The first comrade to time travel was really, really, bad at it and roams this doomed timeline trying fix their mistakes, failing and digging themselves into deeper and deeper holes because explaining how they accidentally killed rosa luxemburgcaused the sinno-soviet splitgave henry kisinger immortaliltygave their good friend boris yeltsin a much needed confidence boosttrained gorbachev wrong, as a jokewatched the soviet union fallslept with george bushdid 9/11 out of frustrationslept with george bushmugged kisinger thus removing his immortalilty made a fool of themselves on a trip to cuba is too embaressing to explain to the party so they just keep trying to kill Hitler for the thousandth time because nothing else is working and they need at least domething to show for themselves and he’s just a man Why. Wont. He. Die!
Or 5: Number 2 but the time cia is living out number 4 but with castro still lmao.
That’s why the smarter time travelers try to split the timeline by interrupting Alois and Klara to prevent conception, but it turns out they both have an exhibitionist kink, so this only results in even more timelines where Hitler is born.
Any time traveler left of Bernie Sanders would eventually attempt to lead a protracted people’s war aganist the feeble german republic. A smarter comrade would simply hand the spartacists a crate full of ak47s and drones and sit back and enjoy as the planet turns red
That this did not happen leads us to to a few possablilities
1: Time travel does not exist.
2: Time travel exists but only the stinky imperalists get it.
3:Time travel exists but the Soviet falling is a canon event that must happen for the next stage of communism to progress.
4:The first comrade to time travel was really, really, bad at it and roams this doomed timeline trying fix their mistakes, failing and digging themselves into deeper and deeper holes because explaining how they
accidentally killed rosa luxemburgcaused the sinno-soviet splitgave henry kisinger immortaliltygave their good friend boris yeltsin a much needed confidence boosttrained gorbachev wrong, as a jokewatched the soviet union fallslept with george bushdid 9/11 out of frustrationslept with george bushmugged kisinger thus removing his immortaliltymade a fool of themselves on a trip to cuba is too embaressing to explain to the party so they just keep trying to kill Hitler for the thousandth time because nothing else is working and they need at least domething to show for themselvesand he’s just a man Why. Wont. He. Die!
Or 5: Number 2 but the time cia is living out number 4 but with castro still lmao.
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