May they have the day they voted for.

  • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Heritage Foundation: “We want him to be a neutron bomb”

    Trump: “I’m going to be a neutron bomb”

    Musk: “I’m up for neutron bombs!”

    CEOs: “Can you only neutron bomb some things?”

    Trump: “No.”

    CEOs: “Eh, he probably doesn’t mean it.”

    Media: “Trump not going to be a neutron bomb, everyone says”

    Voters: “…eh? Sorry, is there an election or something?”