CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoAn alchemist figures out how to make gold and is excited about it, only to find out that merchants and royalty say that alchemy-produced gold isn't "real gold", and that gold is only valuable if minedmessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareAn alchemist figures out how to make gold and is excited about it, only to find out that merchants and royalty say that alchemy-produced gold isn't "real gold", and that gold is only valuable if minedCthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square11fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWafflesTasteGood [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoYou can identify alchemist gold by its extreme purity. Real gold has imperfections and impurities that make it better.
minus-squareUtter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoYet no one wants to buy my lab made imperfections and impurties! That’s bullshit. The stuff coming out of my lab is so impure, so opposite of perfect that it must be able to multiply the value of any diamond by a lot!
minus-squarecurmudgeonthefrog [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoTrust me, I’m pissing on the gold transmutation circle every time, theres no way to tell the difference with the real thing
minus-squareCthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoMy diamonds are utter shit! Why does no one want them?
You can identify alchemist gold by its extreme purity.
Real gold has imperfections and impurities that make it better.
Yet no one wants to buy my lab made imperfections and impurties! That’s bullshit. The stuff coming out of my lab is so impure, so opposite of perfect that it must be able to multiply the value of any diamond by a lot!
Trust me, I’m pissing on the gold transmutation circle every time, theres no way to tell the difference with the real thing
My diamonds are utter shit! Why does no one want them?