The more I think about it the better it sounds. Let the AKC make a breed standard for a dog that is sexy to a random dude on the street. Let dog breeders be exactly as weird about it as they are about any other breed. Let them compete in the Westminster dog show. Replace the Westminster dog show with a bunch of inbred mutts who look uncannily like canine approximations of Fox News hosts. Fuck it.
The more I think about it the better it sounds. Let the AKC make a breed standard for a dog that is sexy to a random dude on the street. Let dog breeders be exactly as weird about it as they are about any other breed. Let them compete in the Westminster dog show. Replace the Westminster dog show with a bunch of inbred mutts who look uncannily like canine approximations of Fox News hosts. Fuck it.