VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoPortland judge says she’s too busy running for reelection to oversee trialswww.oregonlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1412arrow-down11
arrow-up1411arrow-down1external-linkPortland judge says she’s too busy running for reelection to oversee trialswww.oregonlive.comVetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squaretidderuuf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·edit-24 days agoIf it’s anything like Seattle the judge is probably used to running unopposed.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoHmmmm. Maybe I can run for judge in Seattle as a novelty. “VOTE FOR ME! I’LL MAKE THE JUDGEMENTS WEIRD!!!” Like internet controlled testicle shockers for people who litter. That’d be a fun one! Vote for me!
minus-squaremika_mika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoWhere can I sign up for the internet controlled testicle shockers?
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoxToys is an open source project.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoYou’re going to need about 2 hours, an Arduino, a taser, and a Twitch account…
minus-squarembp@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI’m sure as hell voting for not her this year lmao
If it’s anything like Seattle the judge is probably used to running unopposed.
Hmmmm. Maybe I can run for judge in Seattle as a novelty.
“VOTE FOR ME! I’LL MAKE THE JUDGEMENTS WEIRD!!!”
Like internet controlled testicle shockers for people who litter. That’d be a fun one! Vote for me!
Where can I sign up for the internet controlled testicle shockers?
xToys is an open source project.
You’re going to need about 2 hours, an Arduino, a taser, and a Twitch account…
I’m sure as hell voting for not her this year lmao