The best part about this is that even after the whale head and other similar stories, he still doesn’t stop to think, “hey, maybe I shouldn’t share that story.” He doesn’t understand the problem, clearly, but he also doesn’t even grasp that there is a problem with these stories.
I’m sure they do this just to distract.

Just offered it up to nurgle?
I’m so fucking sick of these people. Just go crawl in a hole and die somewhere, why poison this earth and all our minds with your relentless, nonstop low IQ horseshit? Imagine waking up in the morning and having to be any one of these stupid fucks.
He has a podcast now! He tells THE TRUTH.
What a terrible day to know how to read
What a terrible day to be litterate
FTFY
Literate, possibly
well that’s enough internet for today
Very cool and normal.
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Rfk jr cut the dong off a dead animal. trump put his dong in kids
Peas in a pod
I really don’t mean to defend this dude, so don’t take this as that. Those Os penises (animal penis bones, baculum) are very collectable. I wouldn’t want to be the person collecting and cleaning them, but this is extremely common to see people harvest baculum.
is extremely common to see people harvest baculum.
Extremely may be an exaggeration…
Interesting. Do you know why people collect them? Is it like a rabbits foot? Are there lucky raccoon penises out there?
They’re just kinda cool! It’s a Marge Simpson thing. You find them at oddity and reptile shows used as part of crafts all the time.
I saw this watching moonshiners on the history channel, so take it with a grain of salt, but the moonshiners were obsessed with them. Since they bend down at the end, you stick the bone into the spigot where the liquid comes out of the worm bucket (where the alcohol vapor condenses into liquid). It directs the flow into a jar. You can also use a stick, but these dudes were always just carrying raccoon dick bones that I’m sure they harvested themselves.
Thanks to MAGA, I have now officially heard EVERYTHING, and I’m not one bit happy about it.
dudes were always just carrying raccoon dick bones that I’m sure they harvested themselves.
That’s enough Lemmy for tonight. Time for bed
Yeah, that’s how I got my first racoon baculum. Fox too.
There’s even a fairly brisk if low cost trade in them, and is generally going to come from either winter deaths after spring thaws, or road kill.
I think he would really be seen as a sociopath if this was "RFK Jr. Recalls the Time He Was Trying to ‘Cut the Penis Out of Donald Trump’ - Reading mode.
But Kennedy’s involvement with road kill did not stop with the bear.
Hold the fucking phone. This is not a subject to “yes-and” into.
To think that the Kennedy line ends like this is so damn sad.
his current choice of drugs, is roids.
“It was the best of times…”














