UNFORTUNATELY I AM AWARE THAT MANY LIVES WOULD BE SAVED IF CARS HAD AN INTEGRATED APPARATUS TO FACILITATE DISTRACTION FREE PEEING
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT WOKE, A DISCRIMINATORY SYSTEM THAT ONLY ACCOMMODATES THE TYPICAL GENITAL CONFIGURATION OF A TYPICAL PENIS BEARING INDIVIDUAL WOULD BE AS EFFECTIVE AS AN INCLUSIVE UNISEX SOLUTION AND WE MUST NOT LET THE AUTO LOBBY APPROPRIATE AND ABUSE THE LANGUAGE OF PROGRESSIVISM TO SCUTTLE EFFORTS TO MANDATE THESE ON ALL VEHICLES CAPABLE OF MANSLAUGHTER
PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO ELABORATE JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT THE WORLD IS A WORSE PLACE THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
OF ALL THE REASONS I HATE THIS, FOREMOST IS THIS:
UNFORTUNATELY I AM AWARE THAT MANY LIVES WOULD BE SAVED IF CARS HAD AN INTEGRATED APPARATUS TO FACILITATE DISTRACTION FREE PEEING
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT WOKE, A DISCRIMINATORY SYSTEM THAT ONLY ACCOMMODATES THE TYPICAL GENITAL CONFIGURATION OF A TYPICAL PENIS BEARING INDIVIDUAL WOULD BE AS EFFECTIVE AS AN INCLUSIVE UNISEX SOLUTION AND WE MUST NOT LET THE AUTO LOBBY APPROPRIATE AND ABUSE THE LANGUAGE OF PROGRESSIVISM TO SCUTTLE EFFORTS TO MANDATE THESE ON ALL VEHICLES CAPABLE OF MANSLAUGHTER
PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO ELABORATE JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT THE WORLD IS A WORSE PLACE THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
We must not normalise pooping while driving however.
This is not yet an inevitability and we must prevent the technology to enable THAT to never exist.
The increase in cardiac complication induced accidents will make the holocaust look like a mere genocide if this proceeds.
Don’t poop.