Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoSpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skythenarwhal.caexternal-linkmessage-square168fedilinkarrow-up1359arrow-down112 cross-posted to: technology@lemmy.world
arrow-up1347arrow-down1external-linkSpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skythenarwhal.caCows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square168fedilink cross-posted to: technology@lemmy.world
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-211 hours agoNo evidence that the jesus team dropped the sat though
minus-squarezbyte64@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoSo you’re saying it was Space Jesus?
minus-squareLeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-26 hours agoIt was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·7 hours agoHe was nailed on a % sign.
No evidence that the jesus team dropped the sat though
So you’re saying it was Space Jesus?
It was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
He was nailed on a % sign.