a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agoHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?message-squaremessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square70fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEvasiveSpecies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI might survive the zombies by not going outside like a shut-in but then die from something stupid like accidentally tripping over a rock.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoStep 1: anxiously bite nails. Step 2: infected hangnail. Step 3: Die.
I might survive the zombies by not going outside like a shut-in but then die from something stupid like accidentally tripping over a rock.
Step 1: anxiously bite nails.
Step 2: infected hangnail.
Step 3: Die.