violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agowanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hourslemmy.worldimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down16
arrow-up1368arrow-down1imagewanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hourslemmy.worldviolet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square69fedilink
minus-squareMintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up66arrow-down1·1 day agoI’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·edit-21 day agoThat feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me, Though tbf, referring to your penis as thirst itself is also pretty poetic
minus-squareusualsuspect191@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoGive the got a break, not all the blood is going to his brain
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 hours agoThirsty Penis Syndrome, bigly. Everybody says so.
I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
But wait there’s more,
Straight to hell,
Add a comma? Also hell,
That feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me,
Though tbf, referring to your penis as thirst itself is also pretty poetic
Give the got a break, not all the blood is going to his brain
Thirsty Penis Syndrome, bigly. Everybody says so.