You could just steal it
Rule of thumb if you want to secure/protect something, invest 10% if the item’s value towards its security.
So for something worth $500, buy a $50 safe. $10000, a $1000 safe. Etc.
If you want an actual (reasonably) secure safe in your home. Get a proper gunsafe that can be bolted to the ground and/or wall.
A fucking pain in the ass to transport if you ever move though. But that’s the cost of having a reasonably secure safe at home.
If you need something more secure than that, I think you need to store it in a bank.
Can confirm, almost died moving safe
I must imagine it’s very satisfying to be able to make a comic where you can copy-paste a panel this often
Am I missing a punchline at the end? Or does it simply end with additional frustration?
Your guess is as good as mine
