cm0002@libretechni.ca to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months agoIf the bible was AAAlemmy.mlimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11cross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up17arrow-down1imageIf the bible was AAAlemmy.mlcm0002@libretechni.ca to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square11fedilinkcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23 months agoYou found: Whip - Press X to use Jesus: “Wait…can we make that some other button?”
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoGod: It’s only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don’t canonically speak, J.
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThe New Testament was written in Koine Greek. Don´t deny Χριστοῦ his whip attack! As an aside - a GTA-style game of being Jesus would be hilarious.
You found: Whip - Press X to use
Jesus: “Wait…can we make that some other button?”
God: It’s only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don’t canonically speak, J.
The New Testament was written in Koine Greek. Don´t deny Χριστοῦ his whip attack!
As an aside - a GTA-style game of being Jesus would be hilarious.