god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
Recursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
You don’t have to mansplain
It isn’t women’s fault that you don’t understand technical conversation
but… but… that’s what the man is for… that’s all the man knows how to do…
we don’t unzip, we tar

I use the mnemonic “extract ze file” for
tar -xzfwould
tar --helpcountProbably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn’t guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.
It should, as long as you don’t try to abbreviate it as
tar -hthough… the short form istar -?which illustrates the joke nicelySince a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it’s worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for “tar --help”???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.








