• BreadOven@lemmy.world
    7·
    6 hours ago

    All I can think about when someone mentions the name Tina is a rap song - cocktales (not a typo) think by too short? He rhymes “Tina” with "Sperm cleana’ ". The name is ruined forever.

    • VonReposti@feddit.dk
      6·
      7 hours ago

      My mom’s name is also Tina. She would have been absolutely petrified. I can confirm that it is not something beholden to the name.

    • python@lemmy.world
      1·
      8 hours ago

      It’s crazy we haven’t gotten a “Bob’s burgers but it’s 20 years later where are they now” type spinoff yet

        • Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world
          1·
          4 hours ago

          There is even a crossover where the russian mob finds him and it turns out Bob Belcher knows kung-fu. (Which the show plays for laughs because they have the same VA)

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      51·
      16 hours ago

      No no. I can totally believe this happened. I’ve sent women similiar messages when I was younger.

      See, it doesn’t matter how much you like a woman, or how funny you are, or how respectful you are, or how big your dick is.

      What matters most is that you own it. If you fall on your face, own it. You MEANT to do that. Doesn’t bother you. In fact, do it again. Harder. Break your nose. Start bleeding. Then own it again. That’s what matters. Confidence. The illusion that you know what you’re doing at all times, are comfortable in your own skin.

      Oh, and also be tall. That’s the most important thing.

        • faintwhenfree@lemmus.orgEnglish
          5·
          7 hours ago

          I actually know a schoolfriend that thought pissing was territory marking and actually pissed himself on purpose a couple of times in school. Few years ago I saw he was advertising his OF of pissing on his wife. Soo… Yeah I have no idea how did he even find a wife that wanted to be pissed on?