Your brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

I’m sorry but coal is perfectly safe. Weak liberal girly men just can’t handle hard work. My little brother just started working in the mines at the age of 8, and already he’s developed quite the healthy cough

Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer