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TotallyNotSpez@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

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TotallyNotSpez@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    https://theonion.com/houseguest-just-going-to-lie-there-until-rest-of-house-1819571350/

  • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Make them breakfast, what are you just sitting around for, they gave you a place to stay it’s the least you could do.

    • jlow@slrpnk.net
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      I’m always afraid to wake them up by doing that so I often go for a walk and bring stuff from the bakery for breakfast when I get back.

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    That’s when you go through their medicine cabinets and stuff. Photos, laundry, that kinda thing.

    • Solution Engineer@reddthat.com
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      If you want them to get up just tickle their anus

      • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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        This could go the other way, depending on the tickling skills

  • Cytobit@piefed.social
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    who up crashin they gaff

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    There’s always the option of quietly letting yourself out and posting the key through the letterbox*

    *may not be an option in non-letterbox-having regions

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