Urethral meatus cactus

I didn’t like avocado until I tried it in a bowl of chicken tortilla soup with a bunch of cheese and avocado at the bottom of the bowl.

Wait, what is the moon to flat earthers, if not the moon?

Nosferatu-looking motherfucker.

Unfortunately, I was reading somewhere recently (I think it might have been a t-shirt?) that, “you can’t fix stupid.”

I’ve already seen them in several stores near me, including Walmart. The entire store was switched over to them.

We talking jackdaws/crows?

Oh, WE EXIST, mommy! Let me assure you, as one of said imaginary schizophrenia babies. Currently shacking up in Miami with my new wife I just met cranking my hog at Sturgis.

Insurance is already pushing in-car monitoring for discounts.

It’s a smart way to get your micropenis some exposure.

lol

I am no true king.

You do the math. ;)

With a healthy amount of oil and all the meat I can mustard.

Discord is fucked. You love to see it.

Oh shit, data is going to start falling out of the sky!

No bones about it, it’s true.

No need to be crass.

You have money left over at the end of the month?

Alabama State House. Not the U.S. House.

That’s easy to say, but that information is not super easy to come by, in my experience. Someone has to build that shit, even if it is “simple.” It’s still expensive and there’s a huge learning curve most of us haven’t even touched.

But I agree with you.