• InternationalHermit@lemmy.today
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    2 days ago

    An American is trying to explain to a Russian what freedom of speech is.

    American: I can go out to the street and shout for everyone to hear that my president is an idiot.

    Russian: I can also go out to the street and shout for everyone to hear that your president is an idiot.

  • X@piefed.world
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    3 days ago

    “Can I see your watch?”

    What makes you think I’m wearing a watch?

    “I can see it, right there on your wrist!”

    Then yes, It seems you can indeed see my watch.