This question was inspired by a meme I just saw, and my longtime crush on Brad Pitt, who’s 45 years older than me.

Youngest: my age. Oldest: if it’s someone in as good shape as Brad Pitt, the sky’s the limit.

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    Youngest: A mayfly, born this morning and destined to die this evening, which landed on my nose.

    Oldest: A mountain with ancient bones, eroded by the aeons to a mere hill with sides of crumbling rock.

    Oh you mean humans? Well, anyone between the ages of 47 and 52 I guess.