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Alt Text: Panel 1: Three disciples and Jesus stand outside a closed tavern at night. One disciple says, “Oh man, the tavern’s closed.” Panel 2: The other disciple sighs and says, “Aww, too bad. I was really in the mood for a drink.” Jesus looks thoughtful. Panel 3: The disciples watch Jesus expectantly. Panel 4: Jesus puts on a blood-drawing cuff and prepares to prick his arm with a needle, saying, “Sigh… Fine.”

  • ssx@fedinsfw.app
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    1 month ago

    I’m surprised they didn’t eat him afterwards, you know his meat is bread and blood is wine thing, and alcohol hunger is a real terrible thing

  • nowherelord@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I mean, he could’ve just turned water into wine, just sayin’… And doesn’t wine transubstantiate into His blood, and not vice versa? There’s also a chance that I might be taking all this way too seriously.

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    3 months ago

    He bled suffered died threw a heckin party for his friends disciples for our sins!