Good evening ladies and gentlemen! We are Canonical and you may have heard about our sensational trick: we shoot ourselves in the dick on public. It made headlines on multiple occasions. Now, you may be wondering why do these fellas whip their dicks out while loading guns with live ammo? Well It’s you lucky day because we’re about to repeat the shooting-in-the-dick act in your presence, and sprinkle your pretty faces with a little bit of gore!