Every “oh yeah just poop on company time” motherfucker just casually bragging about their platinum laced anus that can withstand being sandpapered to death by the world’s cheapest toilet paper (which should be banned btw)
I’ve brought my own TP for when I have to go into the office for… forever. If I can’t be home with my bidet, I’m already in nightmare shit land. Might as well have some small comfort in my soft paper with the wavy tear lines…
As I said in my other comment, my office actually stocks us with good enough tp I steal some almost every day for home. Haven’t paid for shit tape in almost a year now.
I’m personally not a fan of TP, it’s anti human as it creates a pay to poop system. After the revolution everyone will have a bidet. We will not subject ourselves to poopy butts, anymore!
Every “oh yeah just poop on company time” motherfucker just casually bragging about their platinum laced anus that can withstand being sandpapered to death by the world’s cheapest toilet paper (which should be banned btw)
Bring your own toilet paper. You’ll still make a profit
Im cool but i’m not so cool i can ignore hushed whispers of “that’s the guy… yea, brings his own tp, yea, weird shit”
I’ve brought my own TP for when I have to go into the office for… forever. If I can’t be home with my bidet, I’m already in nightmare shit land. Might as well have some small comfort in my soft paper with the wavy tear lines…
well, nobody says shit about you, you’re cool
Likewise, you’d be fine to indulge in the niceties of the shittiverse!
Bring a whole fresh pack of the good stuff to work and stock all the toilets. Do it once but never again.
Fair nuff. Sounds like a personal battle!
every battle is a personal battle in a way, even a real battle, like, personally i wouldn’t be there
Lmao! I hope you have a good day
As I said in my other comment, my office actually stocks us with good enough tp I steal some almost every day for home. Haven’t paid for shit tape in almost a year now.
I’m personally not a fan of TP, it’s anti human as it creates a pay to poop system. After the revolution everyone will have a bidet. We will not subject ourselves to poopy butts, anymore!
I bring wet wipes to work.