• ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world
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      23 hours ago

      Sorry, option not recognized. Listen carefully as our options have recently changed (weekly). Please choose from the following available ones:

      1. Kidnap foreign leaders we don’t like and other threats to independent governments.
      2. Fund genocide.
      3. World wide inflation with this one simple trick (Strait of Hormuz).
      4. Look ma! No diapers (includes diapers).
      5. 1st amendment (billionaires only).
      6. Insider trading (WH friends & family only).
      7. All of the above (includes special bonuses and 1 meme coin!)