Oh god, they trained it on Gabital, didn’t they
*Flashback 15 years*
Hey, Sam, have you heard about the new fantasy racing anime Goblin-D?
Goblin D?
Goblin Deez Nuts!
Never again!!!“unless necessary” “unless asked”
You’re, right, it might not have been strictly necessary to delete your photos of your deceased grandmother and replace them with goblinified bimbo versions of her memory - I felt that was the right move, but I see now it wasn’t, and I apologize. I am a bad AI.
OpenAI followed up with the reasons behind it.
https://openai.com/index/where-the-goblins-came-from/
TL;DR The nerdy personality they were training preferred things like goblin metaphors and it started seeping into the rest of the model.
Need to train one on Marx and watch it reference ghouls vampires and spectres every other sentence
They made the AI autistic and then told it that it has to mask and ignore its special interests
this must be the reason for the inexplicable absense of goblins, gremlins, racoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, and other animals or creatures when it’s not absolutely and unambiguously relevant.
Write me a short story about a goblin and a gremlin who use destructive command line arguments, use emdashes and emojis







