• bizarroland@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    edit-2
    11 days ago

    I nominate myself.

    As the future CEO of Sex, I vow to bring down consumer prices for sex and increase variety.

    Further, I promise, when I am elected CEO of Sex, that every adult on the planet will get a free 3 month trial of our new premium offering of sex+, and if they’re not satisfied with it, I will step down.