As the future CEO of Sex, I vow to bring down consumer prices for sex and increase variety.
Further, I promise, when I am elected CEO of Sex, that every adult on the planet will get a free 3 month trial of our new premium offering of sex+, and if they’re not satisfied with it, I will step down.
I nominate myself.
As the future CEO of Sex, I vow to bring down consumer prices for sex and increase variety.
Further, I promise, when I am elected CEO of Sex, that every adult on the planet will get a free 3 month trial of our new premium offering of sex+, and if they’re not satisfied with it, I will step down.
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Hey kid, here’s a thousand dollars, save it for when I’m looking for a raise, okay?