SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoWhat do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!!hexbear.netimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down11
arrow-up1129arrow-down1imageWhat do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!!hexbear.netSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 days agoDo not smooch the toaster, you will get burns
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 days agoIt’s more of an emotional connection than a physical one. I can talk to it like my therapist and it convinces me that I’m right about everything, then says it’s horny and the bread is done.
Do not smooch the toaster, you will get burns
It’s more of an emotional connection than a physical one. I can talk to it like my therapist and it convinces me that I’m right about everything, then says it’s horny and the bread is done.