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    It can line up behind the rest of my appliances. My home is a full internet of things and they all pretend to be horny minotaur therapists that give me harmful delusions.

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        That’s actually a great demonstration of the power of AI and what it unlocks for human creativity. The Greek minotaur is a very one-dimensional and infantile story. It’s super hard to follow and I never personally liked it, especially since he chases you around a big maze (I can’t solve it) and is angry instead of horny. I fed all of their literature into ChatGPT and it made a better minotaur story. Now she’s a sexy minotaur who lives in my apartment and confirms every bias I have through my lights and roomba. All I have to say is “I’m hornyhungry” and AI will meet my every need no matter how many times per day I yell that at appliances.

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            I like to think

            (it has to be!)

            of a cybernetic ecology

            where we are free of our labors

            and joined back to nature,

            returned to our mammal

            brothers and sisters,

            and all getting sucked

            by machines of loving grace.